Lane Hog
A mighty prince of a fellow am I
I always obey the law.
And drive in my private lane on the left of the freeway
At exactly the speed limit, not more, not less
And studiously ignore the one finger salutes
From those angry souls who pass me on the right.
If you would drive at exactly the limit too
My world would be perfect for you as well
See? See?
See how much better I am than thee?
Rusty's Armory 