Goodbye, my love.

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1Dear Oreos.

I don’t know how to say this in a way that won’t cause pain, but I am leaving you.  I am so sorry it has come to this.

It is not you, it is me.  Its just that I cant stand the thinness cult.  I have discovered a high dollar French thingy that has lots of chocolate in a hard chocolate pastry that just begs me to dip her in milk and eat her.

I wish you all the best, and hope that someday you will forgive me.  Maybe we can have coffee some time and laugh over this.

Rusty

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