Yuh Just Can’t Hit A Lady, Even If She Ain’t A Lady
Monday arrives. But for me, it is just another day. The only way I know it is Monday is because Snookums goes grocery shopping this day, and I’ll have to lug the groceries in at some point. Still a bit sore from the latest undiagnosed attack of pain yesterday. It was by far the worse one.
As a mechanic, I know how frustrating diagnosing a random fault can be. At my last visit with the doc, we concluded that it likely wasn’t the heart or lungs, though the symptoms sure mimic a heart attack. I know I got to do something about it, but at this point I am not sure which way to proceed.
But here I sit with the afterimage of the pain still fresh in mind, and sip coffee while trying to come up with something interesting to bash about. Still fuming at the guardians of freedom who sat silently while Michelle Wolf savaged Sarah Huckabee Sanders at their big soiree. Not much I can do about it but fume. For a time I wished mightily that I was a female attendee so that I could get up and coldcock that spiteful wretch. I don’t think I would get much more than a year in prison for it.
But alas! I am not a woman, and I wasn’t there. I am just a doddering old white guy in Nowhereville, Texas. I champion nobody. I just fume at injustice, sip coffee, and rant online. Sorry.
Not much happening here … one day this week I’ll head to the garden shop for my porch plantings. My waterfall pump didn’t pump, but via the miracle of UPS and Amazon.com, a new little pump will arrive this evening, along with some hose accessories. And the summer birdbath needs to be set up. The winter one is a bit small, so in the summer, I set up a concrete one with a huge bowl that can accommodate more birds.
A mocking bird has set up house in the pecan tree shading the porch. It yells at me, and I yell back at it. Such are the diversions of a geezer.
12 thoughts on “Yuh Just Can’t Hit A Lady, Even If She Ain’t A Lady”
April 30, 2018 at 12:33 pm
she didn’t even get Sarah’s heartbeat up…..
April 30, 2018 at 12:44 pm
A couple of times I thought she was going to walk … but she kept her composure …
April 30, 2018 at 6:13 pm
well have a good evening, you ole geezer. Sorry to hear you’ve been having pain.
May 1, 2018 at 7:21 am
Sarah and Kellyanne sat there like ladies. Bravo for them! As for Michelle Wolf, she is getting a whipping online, and I pray Netflix cancels her show. People are posting comments on Netflix that they are canceling their membership. Personally, I would like to punch Michelle Wolf in the face, and I’ve never hit anyone in my life.
Now then, about YOU … What’s this about your heart and not feeling well? Spill the beans …
May 1, 2018 at 7:45 am
It just shows the difference between a real lady and a (insert word that I never use, but am tempted to use here).
I hope the doctors can figure out what is wrong and get you to feeling better soon. Hugs
May 1, 2018 at 10:10 am
I want YOU to feel better soon! I posted a new blog this morning about a big surprise. Come visit when you can.
May 1, 2018 at 11:19 am
I know the difference between a lady and a slattern too ….
I am reasonably sure that it is some sort of GI problem … so while painful, it probably wont kill me. That’s always good news …
May 1, 2018 at 7:39 pm
That’s good because you have to be around for a long time. Snookums would have no one to make coffee for 😉 Seriously though, good to know it isn’t something too bad, bad as it is 🙂
May 1, 2018 at 10:11 am
Oops – That last comment was meant for Rusty, but I think it nested under A Perfectmindstorm’s comment. Sorry.
May 1, 2018 at 7:39 pm
It’s ok Catherine. I knew you meant that one for Rusty. 🙂 Have a beautiful day!
May 2, 2018 at 5:09 pm
Thank you, Ms. Perfect – My chemo fog has me confused these days. I hope you are doing well.
May 4, 2018 at 9:20 am
YW Catherine. You hang in there and stay strong and especially stay positive. ❤