Rusty's Armory

I read the news today, oh boy!

Posted on November 26, 2023

In the realm of news, a curious blend, Where tales unfold, a world to comprehend.

A BBC editor, oh what a twist, Falsely reports, a journalistic tryst. No regrets to be found, just a poker face, In Gaza’s tale, truth loses its grace.

Poisonous cantaloupes, a deadly surprise, Claiming two victims, under fruity skies. Beware the melons, sweet but venomous, A fruit salad turned dangerous, oh how ludicrous!

Dictator Kim Jong Un, a man of might, Losing his hair, a follicular fight. Nukes and threats aside, a follicle’s demise, Even dictators face hair’s sad goodbyes.

City mayor on a climate quest, Around the world, with zeal, she invests. But in her city, crime takes the lead, A paradoxical tale, oh the irony indeed.

El Nino dances, a weathered spree, In Hawaii, waves of the fifties we see. Not in age, but in heights untold, A weather anomaly, a story to unfold.

And you, dear reader, in your cozy space, Thermostat set, yet a chilly embrace. Seventy-four degrees, a deceptive friend, As you shiver, pondering irony’s bend.

In this news symphony, a comedic play, Where truths and tales whimsically sway. From false reports to deadly fruit, In this world we navigate, a curious pursuit.