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How We Built a Sturdy Bridge Over Quirky Waters: A Tale of Love, Laughter, and Aging Together

Posted on November 28, 2023

When I first crossed paths with Snookums, my now-wife of many years, she happened to be dating my boss. Now, I’m not one to flirt with others’ significant others – it’s just not my style, both ethically and strategically. However, fate had other plans.

One day, my boss swung by the house in his truck, seeking my assistance in loading up his belongings. He had fallen head over heels for a torch singer, and despite my suspicions that she didn’t reciprocate his feelings, he moved out, leaving a void I was more than willing to fill.

Living together wasn’t exactly my cup of tea, so not long after, we decided to tie the knot. Our motivation was simple: we both wanted a companion to navigate the journey of aging. Luckily, she accepted my proposal.

Fast forward to the present, and here we are – two old souls still cohabiting. We mutually agreed that divorce was off the table (though, jestingly, we considered murder an option!). Our morning routine now revolves around coffee, cake, a handful of pills, shots, and candid conversations about bowel movements and other unsavory topics.

And you know what? The bridge we were going to cross when we got there is now there, sturdy and reliable. Despite the quirks and challenges, I wouldn’t change a thing.